Meet the Team

Peter Schiff

Chief Piss Officer

Sam Bankman

Financial Manager

Richard Heart

Shill-lord/ Taxes

Andrew Tate

Human Resources

The Meme Token to Rule Them All – $69

Some tokens have utilities. Some have roadmaps. Some have complex whitepapers. We have a number.

What is $69?

It’s the ultimate meme token—no explanation needed. No fluff, no fake promises, just pure degen simplicity wrapped in the most legendary number in internet history.

Tokenomics? Simple.

💰 Market cap? $69M. (Nice.)

📈 Price target? $69. (Very nice.)

🔄 Circulating supply? 69,000,000. (Perfect.)

👥 Total holders? 69,420. (Elite.)

Why $69?

🚀 Because memes are meant to be simple.

🐸 Because numbers don’t lie, but they sure are funny.

📢 Because explaining the joke kills the joke.

Marketing Strategy?

💎 Degen culture + 100% meme power.

📢 Spamming ‘nice’ until we hit $69M MC.

🔥 Every post, every comment, every reply—just 69.